The Federal Republic of Kiwinien Isles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kiwinien Government Council with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.016 billion Kiwiniens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaceville. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The strong Kiwinien Islesian economy, worth 400 trillion Kiwinien Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,862 Kiwinien Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiwinien Isles's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Multi Religious.

Kiwinien Isles is ranked 64,468^th in the world and 1,538^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 21.84 flags saluted per person per day.